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50 Funniest Homer Simpson quotes…. My faves…

  • Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
  • I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
  • Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
  • I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman.
  • Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.

One Response

  1. By David Binkowski on February 17th, 2007 at 7:05 am

    Only 50? I’ll have to submit a few write-in candidates. Such as…

    “Marge, try and understand. There are two kinds of college students: Jocks and Nerds. As a Jock, it is my duty to give Nerds a hard time.”

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