to make you laugh and cry… Wired covers hillarious tech exec remarks from 2006, including:

"Screw the nano." — Motorola CEO Ed Zander

"I’m going to f***ing bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I’m going to f***ing kill Google."

— Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer

"Lightweight, and crank it on, and you shuffle the shuffle." — President Bush

Via tech.memorandum..