50 Funniest Homer Simpson quotes…. My faves…
- Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
- I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
- Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
- I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman.
- Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.